Event organizers often make reservations. Or they just give out pearls.
We are gradually collecting a whole collection of such statements:
Tender for corporate team building!
And at the end comes apophygosis!
We need an enchanting show at a minimum...
Well, we are definitely crossing out this expense item! Maybe...
We need to improve the premises...
We invite everyone to the solemn horror
Everything must be done in the corporate colors of the delirium
And so on :)