I, event-manager!

Александр Шумович
17 Июля, 2011 - 00:50 | Александр Шумович
  • I am event-manager. I am a telepath and for your presentation, I guess the budget that is prepared to spend your CEO, but no one does not say.
  • I am event-manager. I always have all the things that you forgot - umbrellas, adapters for all outlets, replacement charger for all mobile phones and laptops. Wires and adapters for your Mac or PC, you want your software kit I always carry with you. Yes, I have the latest Final Cut Studio, so you can easily tweak your presentation
  • I am event-manager. For 15 minutes I can write a report about the project and offer to tender for contractors and TK script for outgoing calls, 10 prosobesedovat promikov promikov and respond to 15 calls. For me this dull Tuesday.
  • I am event-manager. I know all the sites in any city in the world. I know about it, even if you vaguely recall how last year you passed the accident and that you liked the site. Yes, I know the site like in that movie, it's even better and more cheaply.
  • I am event-manager. Yes, this is exactly what I am responsible for the freshness, the tension in the city network, drunken employees, waitresses, PMS, traffic congestion, weather conditions, the performance of your service provider and mobile operator, punctuality of your CEO, the exchange rate and the national economy.
  • I am event-manager. Of course, I persuaded a platform to throw off the price of the lease on the last working Friday of the year. I'll do it even at the end of November.
  • I am event-manager and I'm patient. I'm willing to wait for your decision for months, and then at night, counting the hours and minutes to realize all that was promised in the shortest time and at minimal cost.
  • I am event-manager. I can save you money. If you somehow did not really like fireworks, I am willing to persuade the contractor to throw off the price for the service I paid for last month, and you are considering to pay for the next quarter.
  • I am event-manager. Do not bother calling me a date and the number of people to your event. I already ordered everything for you, using his magic crystal ball, even before you opened your mouth.
  • I am event-manager. I have a degree in finance, PR, marketing, management, IT and computer security, civil engineering, psychology, Writing, and I am fluent in the native language of your investors.
  • I am event-manager. I never take offense if I spent 2 weeks in preparation of the proposal, wrote five concepts and found to have 10 hotels, and you change your mind or decide to host an event yourself, by courtesy of the concepts. And I never gloat, then reading the ridiculous statements about these events.
  • I am event-manager. I love art and love so tender, which invited 15 agencies and therefore the company has no time to meet with any of them. I also like honest tenders, which are the best companies, which had everything you did, because "the new companies you somehow do not trust."
  • I am event-manager. I am an honest man who keeps his word. And I do not take offense at those who might change their minds and change the task three times per half hour.
  • I am event-manager. I'll find an artist who loves all of your company, but no one remembers his name. Just lightly sing to me three or four notes.
  • I am event-manager. I persuaded the restaurant just to let your friend catering. You correctly guessed that they all love free weekends.
  • I am event-manager. For me it is obvious that when you call the amount she has already been included VAT and your internal rate of CU
  • I am event-manager. My wife and children like that call me at night, that I'm leaving on a business trip and walked the streets with cash.
  • I am event-manager. I can easily find a sponsor for any of your event. If what you need to save the best for my fee.
  • I am event-manager, and I understand how important it is to motivate post-pay. Therefore, if your accounting department will delay the payment, I can easily lend your marketing and entertainment without bank interest on any amount.
  • I am aware that your company is very large and it will carry my agency from the ground. Work in this country, I do not find anywhere else.
  • I am event-manager. Of course, I remember all the participants of your event, their positions, the other blonde and respectable uncle, whose last name begins with the letter G.
  • I am event-manager. No problem for you to find a translator from Japanese, armored vehicle, 100 branded flash drive tomorrow morning or a couple of friends are very fashionable and very affordable artists today, a couple of hours.
  • I am event-manager. I do not need to ask 1,000 people at the end of the day is not until you speak your head
  • I am event-manager. All of the concepts that I come up to you - unusual, exclusive and enchanting. Yes, you can easily transfer her to another agency, I will not be offended.
  • I am event-manager. Yes, my job - it's fun to communicate with the "stars" and hang out on any interesting events.
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  • I'm always calm, smart, competent, smiling, selfless and honest, I express my sympathy, comfort, courting, singing, dancing, joking and you come up with something ... And all because I - event-manager!
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